This just in: few high school students actually need backpacks

Looks like Ashley Tisdale missed the memo Re: Punch Left Fist In Air In Euphoric Anticipation of Summer Vacation.

High School Musical: Return to the Sea. Just saw it. And yes, it was even cornier than the original.

Yet I watched only half of it, and did something else, and had to return to it. To finish it. Why? I have no idea. (Well, Zac Efron. Zac Efron is the answer.)

I won't lie. Some songs were actually pretty catchy. "Bet On It"--awesome, but watching Zac Efron dance by himself in golf course, curing his frustration through constant pelvis-popping and rib isolations? Less awesome. Also, I genuinely enjoyed the gospel end of "Everyday"...or was it the gospel end of "You Are the Music In Me"?

Whatever. Also, Vanessa Hudgens looked waaaay more cutesy and good-girl in this movie than in the last. Flash-forward two months: Nakie incident.

Favorite quote: "That girl's got more moves than an octopus in a wrestling match."

Oh no, I just turned on Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets on TV...and remembered the tragic Weasley twist at the end of Book Seven. Oh, sad!