I love Tina Fey

Mad mad mad mad mad MAD props to the gorgeous and hilarious and gifted Tina Fey, who plugged the SHIT out of Hillary Clinton tonight on SNL's Weekend Update!! Check out the transcript below...









Tina Fey: Which raises the question, why are people abandoning Hillary for Obama? Some say that they are put off by the fact that Hillary can't control her husband and we would end up with co-presidents. 'Cause that would be terrible. Having two intelligent, qualified people working together to solve problems? Ughhh! Why would you let Starsky talk to Hutch? I wanna watch that show "Starsky"!

And maybe what bothers me the most is t want to say something about those calling Hillary a bitch. Yeah, she is. So am I. So is this one. (She points at Weekend Update news host Amy Poehler.)

Amy Poehler: Yeah. Deal with it.

Tina Fey: You know what? Bitches get stuff done! That's why Catholic schools use nuns as teachers and not priests. Those nuns are mean old clams and they sleep on cots and they're allowed to hit you. And at the end of the school year you hated those bitches but you knew the capital of Vermont.

So I'm saying: it's not too late, Texas and Ohio, get on board! Bitch is the new Black!



...No joke, I nearly cried. Love it. Like she said, come on, Texas and Ohio!


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