That is where I am right now. That little, little A.
California. Home for the holidays and my Big Ole Birthday, annually upstaged by Jesus.
Ain't no surfin' right now. Yo: I am cold as all hell.
Not that I surf during the other seasons or anything. Not that I have ever surfed in my entire life. Not that I have really ever seen anyone surf, except in the opening credits of Laguna Beach or in that Kate Bosworth movie in which she was really buff and not the size of my leg, which is what she is like now.
That's all.
Brrr.
