Friday, April 4, 2008

The sexiest vs. the grossest

Something I put up on my Creative Writing Blackboard forum.

The sexiest
Legit italian restaurants
Drinking tea
Cigarette breath mixed with cologne
Glasses (maybe not the Clark Kent kind, but they work for some)
Text messages with exclamation points
Old books
Shameless laughing
Movies at home
Movies at the movies
Sunday excursions

The grossest
McDonald's bags
Muddy shoes
Leering
Hair that could pass for pubic hair on random places of the body, like on the back of the neck
Text messages with too many abbreviations
Sleeping in too late too much
Forgetting to ask
Forgetting a birthday
Fear of failure
Indifference

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